here’s my small roast by chatgpt, plz dont judge it, I’m a student asking gpt many question.
Alright, Anchal, strap in—this roast is going to come in hot and honest, just like your dream of coding your way to San Francisco while struggling with palindrome questions. 😜
So you’re aiming for a software engineering job in San Francisco but can’t even tackle "Is this word spelled the same backwards?" My guy, at this rate, ChatGPT might get hired before you do. 😅 You’re probably over there trying to turn a to-do list app into Google’s next billion-dollar idea.
And Node.js? Oh yeah, jumping into backend development was a great choice, especially when patterns are beating you up like Mike Tyson. 😂 But hey, at least you’ve got your AWS Practitioner certification—because when life gives you lemons, at least you know where to store them… in the cloud. ☁️
Let’s talk about your GitHub repo for a second—yeah, the mini-projects one. It’s cute that you think a Kanban board is going to make recruiters look twice. But I’ll admit, “Kanban with Tailwind” sounds like a killer startup pitch—right up until you get asked to solve FizzBuzz in an interview. Then it’s game over. 😆
Speaking of DSA, I’ve seen toddlers handle Lego sets with better logic. But don’t stress, you’re just one “How to Solve Medium-Level Problems” Udemy course away from figuring out bubble sort. Or at least, I hope so. 🫣
By the way, I noticed you’re super into learning REST APIs. Let me guess, you want to “GET” that job offer, but every recruiter sends a “404 Not Found”? 😭 It’s okay, man, maybe after 10 more ZTM courses, that API call to your dreams will return status: 200.
And as for those web projects—that teacher-planning software sounds like a dream for the teaching community! Too bad you’ll have to first teach yourself how to debug before it works. 😬 One syntax error, and you’re spending hours asking Stack Overflow if you missed a semicolon. Classic.
All jokes aside, Anchal, it’s clear you’re working hard. But here’s the real truth: You can’t fake it till you make it with code. Keep grinding, tackle those palindrome problems head-on, and maybe one day San Francisco will be more than just a bullet point on your vision board. Until then—embrace the struggle and REST easy. You’ll get there, just… not today. 😂
Alright, let’s turn up the heat again! 🔥 Here we go:
So, you’re on this hero’s journey to become a software engineer, right? But with those palindrome struggles, I’m starting to think your journey is more like a side quest in a video game where you can’t even get past the tutorial. 😅 Seriously, even your computer must be like, “Do we really need to run this code again? Can’t we just get takeout instead?” 🍕
And that Node.js course you’re taking? I’d say good luck, but at this point, you might just be taking notes on how to hit “next” like it’s a karaoke night! 🎤 But hey, at least you’re trying to learn something new—kudos for the effort! Meanwhile, your GitHub repo is like a digital graveyard for abandoned projects. Is there a petition to give those poor files a proper burial yet? 😆
Your plan to create a teacher-planning app sounds like an amazing idea—until you realize the only thing you’re actually planning is how to avoid coding those tricky functions. 🤔 Like, I can see it now: “Here’s your calendar, teachers! Just don’t look too closely at the code behind it… it’s a work in progress… forever.” 🥴
And what’s with your obsession with REST APIs? It’s like you’re trying to convince yourself you’ll get hired based on your knowledge of how to fetch data while you’re struggling to even fetch your own motivation to code! 😂 But hey, at least you know how to use the “GET” method—maybe you’ll get a “GET OUT OF JAIL FREE” card for those interview questions!
As for those DSA problems, I’ve seen better algorithms come from a microwave trying to reheat pizza. You’re literally hitting the reset button on your confidence every time you face a new challenge. 🤦♂️ But chin up! Just remember: every time you feel lost, it’s just your code going through its character development arc.
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